Driving in Lagos

Someone once told me that if you can drive in Lagos, you can drive anywhere else in the world. For a long time I believed those words because it is only logical that if you can do something in the hardest or toughest conditions, you can do it when things are easier. In the past few weeks I have decided to re-evaluate whether this is true. 

What makes driving in Lagos truly challenging is quite complex and difficult to explain. One reason I say this is the fact that there are too many cars and not enough roads; hence most of your driving experience is spent in traffic (‘go slow’), and I have to say that driving in traffic is an art. It is a story of near misses and dodging of  potholes, danfos (commercial busses) , and broken down vehicles. It is one of patience when there is grid-lock and gruesome aggression when the traffic eases up. 

There is also the competing modes of transport. In some parts of Lagos okadas (motorcycles), kekes (Nigerian rickshaws) commercially  operate simultaneously as well as danfos, let us not forget the occasional bicycle rider. What this means is that the average Lagos Motorist has a lot to pay attention to; you can not make sharp turns or fail to horn or use your pointer( “traffigator”), You have to communicate effectively with your lights to not only other private cars but other road users (pedestrians inclusive) to avoid accidents.

There is also the number of trucks in Lagos. For a long time, I remember avoiding roads that had too many big trucks and tankers. I soon realised that the only way to avoid them was to move out of Lagos; they are everywhere. The hardest part about driving next to an average 7.5 tonne truck in Lagos is the ‘road-bullying’. These truck drivers are in a mad rush and will do anything to get you out of the way. With a lot of horning you can overcome your fear and overtake a truck (but please don’t overtake them on a bend).

For the most part driving in Lagos is tough, however just because you can drive in Lagos does not make you a better driver, in contrast I think you become a horrible driver. The driving environment in Lagos does not foster good driving habits, such as, waiting at a zebra crossing, or giving way for traffic on the left. It is almost impossible to observe any of these traffic paradigms because of the fear of causing an accident when you slow down suddenly or the simple fact that there is just too much traffic to slow down any further.

Driving in Lagos is no guarantee that driving anywhere else will be easier, for the most part it is harder to drive else where because there is a lot more to driving than just competing for space, road raging and horning!lagos-traffic
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2 thoughts on “Driving in Lagos

  1. I live in Ghana yet find this so relatable! Such a good piece, this one. I subscribe to this theory too. Driving in places like Accra and Lagos makes us terrible drivers and terrible people. We become less patient, very verbally abusive and suprisingly bitter people.
    Then there is the road cancer that is okada drivers. Relatively new to the Ghanaian road scene, these are authorities to themselves and ride as they please. This has drastically changed driving in Accra and there is little to nothing anyone can do to control the madness!

    Thank you for writing this article! I loved every word. Hope to read more from you soon!

    • Thanks for your constructive comment; it made me smile.
      I’m happy you related this to Accra. I agree with what you said about people becoming ‘abusive and surprisingly bitter’ it almost seems like people deflect their frustrations on the road without knowing it. With regards Okadas I weep for Ghana, they are the worst! Let’s pray Ghana never experience the invasion of Kekes. I might just write a follow up article on how to survive this madness called ‘driving in disorder’. Lol

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